Saturday, March 23, 2013
Mr.Yoda,
23:26h [529]
A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music - which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Muslim asked him:
"What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered:
"In the time of the prophet there were no taxis,
so piss off and wait for a camel!"
[Thanks JJ, loved this!]
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Mr.Yoda,
20:25h [819]
The Food Bank Program, administered by Social Welfare Canada is actually proud of the fact that "It is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food vouchers ever!"
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the Canada Parks and Natural Resources, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
This ends today's lesson ....
[Thanks John G., good lesson!]
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