....discovered "NEULAND"*, known to some as "The Internet", whilst speaking the words:
"The Internet is a new land for us!"
And she assured the population of Germany that the United States of America will shield & save us from the evil villains dwelling there, by the use of "PRISM", the ultimate weapon of mass surveillance .... balancing the interest of privacy and the interest to catch the aforementioned evil-doers^{TM Bush, jr.}.

Please note: [Politicians are accomplished & habitual liars]  
 
*edit* The original VIDEO [sorry, in German only]: