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Death

.. is the number 1 killer in the world.

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Life

.. is sexually transmitted.

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Health

Good health is merely
the slowest possible rate
at which one can die.

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Men

.. have two emotions:
hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

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Internet

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

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Health nuts

.. are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

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Weather

All of us
could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

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Drugs

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird,
and people take Prozac to make it normal.

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Consequences

Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.
What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

.. and

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Old Age

As someone recently said:
Don't worry about old age;
it doesn't last that long.