Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately
and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of
grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a
desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth
Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Warnings: The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you
to think you can sing.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.

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