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Wednesday, October 24, 2018



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Thursday, October 18, 2018

On their way to a church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident.

Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.

After three months, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes" he informs the couple "I can get you married in Heaven".

"Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

"You must be joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here....
Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

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Saturday, October 6, 2018

The last three Presidents went up to heaven and stood in front of the Lord.

The Lord asked President Bush what he held dear to his heart.
Bush answered "Free trade, a strong America, and a proud Nation."
"OK" said the Lord "take a seat to my right".

He turns to Obama and wants to know his thoughts.
Obama answers "Democracy, help for the needy, World peace".
"OK" says the Lord "You come sit on my left side".

Turning towards Trump the Lord asks "What do you believe in?"
Trump says:
"I believe you are sitting on my chair!"

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