This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males - and totally unconceivable to all females:

A wife asks her husband,
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six."

A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him,
"Why did you buy six cartons of milk?"

He replied,
"They had eggs."

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Wild Turkey and Coke On A Monday Morning*

I had to go to Harrison this morning and saw this Coke truck sitting on the side of the road. When I got close to it I could see
what was wrong and turned around to go make sure the driver was OK; he was fine. I told him he should get a medal for keeping the truck in the road and not having a major accident. You’ll see why in the pictures.