Caller:
Hi, our printer is not working!

Customer Service:
What is wrong with it?

Caller:
Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service:
Mouse?
Printers don't have a mouse!

Caller:
Mmmmm? I will send a picture.

Technical Support:
How can I help you?

FEMALE CALLER:
Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing.

TECH SUPPORT:
I will have a technician come over first thing this morning. Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can.

When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was, and said what happened to it.

This is what the technician found:

The woman didn't think it was very funny!

" .. Senior European politicians and the markets are horrified, which should be good news for everyone. Europe will maybe get the chance to escape the US political and economic embrace, European nations maybe will learn to stand on their own feet and decide their fate by themselves .. "

As the saying goes 'something good always accompanies the bad' this may be the starting point of a revival of the idea of a "United Europe". If people realize that the right wing populists don't have their best in mind - they just want the public office because of the immediate monetary reward and the ever lasting pensions ....

There is an alternative long on it's way, it's called DIEM 25