SPOTLIGHT
Saturday, May 24, 2014

WIFE:
"There is trouble with the car.
It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND:
"Water in the carburetor?
That's ridiculous."

WIFE:
"I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND:
"You don't even know what a carburetor is.
I'll check it out.
Where's the car?

WIFE:
"In the pool!"
 
 

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Today's Short Reading from the Bible...

From Genesis:
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives
would be found in all corners of the earth."

Then he made the earth round
... and he laughed,
... and laughed,
... and laughed!

... Link


Thursday, May 22, 2014

It is not common for a Koala to bear twins . .

. . And regrettably in this instance the Mum was struck and killed by a passing car. Fortunately, the driver stopped, and took the mother to the local vet, not knowing she was dead . . Where it was discovered she had twins in her pouch.

First photo:
Tiny koala being fed with syringe .. Sooo tiny!! Followed by a pictorial chronology of their growth.


 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 
["click!" on pictures enlarges; Thanks, JG!]

... Link


Saturday, May 17, 2014

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Death

.. is the number 1 killer in the world.

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Life

.. is sexually transmitted.

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Health

Good health is merely
the slowest possible rate
at which one can die.

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Men

.. have two emotions:
hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

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Internet

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

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Health nuts

.. are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

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Weather

All of us
could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

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Drugs

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird,
and people take Prozac to make it normal.

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Consequences

Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.
What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

.. and

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Old Age

As someone recently said:
Don't worry about old age;
it doesn't last that long.

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