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She's single ...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway in a driving rain storm.

She knocked on my door ...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says,
"I just got home, and I am so horny!
I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied,
"Nope, I'm free ...
I have no plans at all!"

Then she said,
"Good!
In that case, could you watch my dog?"

Sometimes it's no fun being old!

[Thanks JJ (Washington) - great fun!]