WIFE:
"There is trouble with the car.
It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND:
"Water in the carburetor?
That's ridiculous."

WIFE:
"I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND:
"You don't even know what a carburetor is.
I'll check it out.
Where's the car?

WIFE:
"In the pool!"
 
 

From Genesis:
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives
would be found in all corners of the earth."

Then he made the earth round
... and he laughed,
... and laughed,
... and laughed!