A husband went to the sheriff's department to report
that his wife was missing.

Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure.
A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know.
Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Never noticed.

Sergeant:
Color of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been a skirt or shorts.
I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She went in my truck.

Sergeant:
What kind of truck was it?

Husband:
Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4
with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special
ordered with manual transmission.
It has a custom matching white cover
for the bed. Custom leather seats
and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering
package with gold hitch. DVD with
navigation, 21-channel CB radio,
six cup holders, and four power outlets.
Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.

Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.