Questions and Answers from CARP* Forum

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Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

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You've still got your sense of humor! --------------------------------------------------- * CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People