"OLD" is when ....

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Mr.Yoda, 01:18h [586]

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot ...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

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