The last three Presidents went up to heaven and stood in front of the Lord.

The Lord asked President Bush what he held dear to his heart.
Bush answered "Free trade, a strong America, and a proud Nation."
"OK" said the Lord "take a seat to my right".

He turns to Obama and wants to know his thoughts.
Obama answers "Democracy, help for the needy, World peace".
"OK" says the Lord "You come sit on my left side".

Turning towards Trump the Lord asks "What do you believe in?"
Trump says:
"I believe you are sitting on my chair!"