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Sunday, January 28, 2018

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

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LOL
liuea, 3 months ago

Mr.Yoda, 3 months ago
gib einem christen einen fisch
und er teilt ihn mit seinem nächsten. gib einem...
liuea, 3 months ago
Mir gefällt die allerletzte Variante
- Brett gehalten von zwei Händen - am Besten....
Mr.Yoda, 1 year ago
Total klasse :D vor
allem die Schreibmaschinentastatur
Wolkenweberin, 1 year ago
appreciation amused
again
wilhelm peter, 3 years ago
"use common sense" was what
my foster father told me in '63 - how...
Mr.Yoda, 3 years ago
stop worrying about stop-lists die
ägypter hatten 40 verbote die juden 10 plus zahlreicher verhaltensorders...
wilhelm peter, 3 years ago
I wonder why the
man doesn't just walk off ....
Mr.Yoda, 3 years ago
super
wilhelm peter, 3 years ago

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